Watch : Valentine Madness (Mark Angel Comedy)

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WATCH : VALENTINE MADNESS (MARK ANGEL COMEDY)

Here is another skit from MARK ANGEL COMEDY, you really need to know how well this comedy group have specially prepare this.

WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW

IT WILL REALLY MAKE YOU LAUGH

Enjoy watching!!!!!

Very Important : Ladies Here Is How You Can Get Rid Of Saggy Breast

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How to make saggy breasts Perky and firm

Having shapely and beautiful breast is every woman’s dream. But how many ladies can boast of that?
Breasts are made up of connective tissues, fat, and milk producing gland. It starts to lose its suppleness and elasticity when a woman reaches the age of 40, but some ladies in their twenties already have saggy breasts.

This can be due to factors like; rapid weight loss, strenuous exercise, pregnancy, sickness (breast cancer, tuberculosis), and menopause. Wearing a padded or push-up bra is not the solution. Here’s what you must do if you want to own a pair of smooth, stretch mark free and pointed breast.

Don’t joke with breast massage

Breast massage is done by rubbing your palms together to make them warm, then massaging the breast in upward and inward direction using both hands at a time for 10 minutes. To aid in the massage, mix shea butter and coconut oil in 50:50 ratio and set aside. Dip a clean towel in a bowl of hot water, when it’s warm enough, squeeze out some water and use it to massage the breast in an upward direction.

Then apply the shea butter and coconut oil mixture, massaging upwardly as you do so. You can substitute coconut oil for olive oil (extra virgin olive oil) in the mixture.

Set them free

Whenever you are at home do without a bra, especially padded ones. Allow your breast breathe. You don’t need to keep choking them with a bra all the time. Do remember to wear a supportive bra when engaging in any form of exercise- exercising without a bra leads to sagging.

And lastly, nutrition plays a vital role. Consume more proteins like fish, eggs, and milk. Fruits and vegetables with phyto estrogen would also do a lot of good.

Show your breast some love and care with these tips, and you’ll have those perky pointers you’ve always wanted.

Share with your friends!!  And subscribe for more information. 

Masturbators : Read This Post To Overcome Porn Addiction For Life

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PORNOGRAPHY

when you hear about the word pornography, what will be the first impression that will come to your mind?
  Probably it should be DIRTY! or you might think about it to be a SIN! 

really well, you're right in some ways. 

Have you ever think about the porn stars?  can you ever be in their shoes?  or maybe what even led to their commitment to that job? or even maybe you're thinking are there religions that support PORN? 

You have come to a place where all your your questions about PORN &PORNOGRAPHY will be answered correct,  or if you've got some wrong mindset about PORN I think they should be right here. 

ALSO READ : How to know if he or she is the right partner for you

Just come along with this article to clear all your doubt. 

PORNOGRAPHY

pornography is the explicit display or description about sex/sexual organs or activities in intention to stimulate sexual excitment. pornography can be in visual content or in printed form. 

The main reason behind PORNOGRAPHY is to bring in arousal to  it's victim (watcher).

PORN & PORNOGRAPHY has grown very wide and broadly these days as it now exist in almost every country in the world. There are some reason behind the popularity of PORN

THESE INCLUDE :

1.it is the largest and the most profitable industry in the world leaving behind Music Industry, film industry and others.

2.About 13,000 Adult videos are produced annually amassing to almost $13 billion dollars profit while Hollywood produced  about 500 movies annually and made about $8 billion dollars. 

3.The porn industry also make more money than football leagues, basketball leagues combined

4.For each seconds in a day there are about 35,000,000 porn viewers that means there are about 35,000,000 people viewing porn right now. 

5.About half of the internet is made up of porn / porn related content. 

DOES ANY RELIGION SUPPORT PORN? 

Currently in the world, there are no regions that support porn. But these porn organization protect themselve with some legal rights and privacy policy. And these PORN industry has been living on these rights. 

Porn has been rejected by some countries and they offer severe punishment in return for any offender
E.G north-korea
Porn have also been banned in internet for some countries.

HOW DOES ONE GET ADDICTED TO PORN / PORNOGRAPHY 

There are so many ways in which people get addicted to porn 

.WATCHING PORN ALWAYS

 when you find your self watching porn all the time, you probably might have got addicted or about to. these porn-stars try as much as possible to perform all sex activities in an impressive way as this tied down their viewer and give in room for another visit. 

.FREQUENT VISIT TO A WEBSITE THAT HAS PORN RELATED CONTENT 

visiting website that has porn related content will gradually build up a porn-addict character for you and this grow each time you pay a visit to that website. 

QUIT POSITIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT PORN

don't ever think there is anything good in porn because PORN is set to destroy both the VIEWER and the DOER. your positive thinking about porn will always draw you close to porn activities. 

SOLUTION TO PORN ADDICTION 

now am going to talk about the best possible solution about PORN ADDICTION. if you have got so addicted to PORN then take these steps below 

.PRAYER

prayer should be your first fighting weapon to face PORN ADDICTION .your prayer will go a long way in re-arranging your life and restoring back your normal life back to you. 

.DELETE COOKIES 

delete cookies and history of PORN permanently from your browser. These websites often uses cookies to save your information and often remind you whenever you type any related words in your browser. 

.STOP WATCHING PORN

stop watching porn and make sure you delete them off your phone / computer. the more you watch the more closer you are to PORN. 

take these steps and see changes occurring in your life, it might be hard to follow the above steps but at the same time always remember that nothing good come easy. 

PORN Is a bad habit!! STOP it NOW!!

Strange Affection

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Over the years, I have heard some really odd stuff that made people give whoever they are involved with today more than a passing glance! While I am still struggling to wrap my fingers around a few…
some of them are outright weird to me and will remain so, but then, it is said that one man’s food is another’s poison.

A friend once told me that the number one thing that attracts him to a lady is the size and shape of her finger- nails. He said he likes them (a lady’s fingernails) in a certain shape. He claimed that his ex-wife was most evil to him and therefore, certain shapes cum sizes of a lady’s fingernails are capable of reminding him of her…weird right?

A lady has also claimed that what gets her interested in a guy is how hairy he is on the chest area, that is, the hairier he is- the sexier he will be-to her. She claims that nothing else qualifies a man physically in her eyes-besides MONKEY.

Does it mean men should begin to openly dress their chest areas and probably wear shorts more? I mean, how else does one conclude so fast on how hairy a man is-if things haven’t got to the “show me in the bedroom” stage?

I can’t imagine how offensive someone like me will find a man that goes about with unbuttoned or half-buttoned shirt-in a bid to show that his chest area is not deforested or because he has some hair to ‘display’. He just may begin to appear like a GIGOLO to those of us that are ‘old school’.

A responsible person won’t have any need for such display…you will discover what comes with the package-at the appropriate time.

A guy also said that he does not feel complete in the bedroom, if his woman is not wearing a waist bead, especially the multi-coloured ones. And that his woman has worn hers for eight straight years!

A lady said she fell in love with her guy on their first date because he carried her handbag, as they were walking back to the car. A man once approached your own OBY at an eatery years back. Claimed he got attracted to me because he likes the way I was licking a cone ice cream. I bluntly told him that I know what was on his mind and told him to look elsewhere. I just was not in the mood (for adventure) on that day; otherwise, the ‘Lagos girl’ in me would have made him inherit my lunch expenses, in addition to my taxi fare and get rewarded with a phone number that will never go through for one day.

A lady also said that her favourite kissing session with her guy takes place on the bonnet of a car and that it all started on the first night that he was meant to take her home, but they needed to hang outside a bit for his dad to leave the sitting room, so that they could pass through (he was apparently smuggling her into the house).So they sat on the bonnet of his car, while waiting and…the rest is history. That sense of adventure probably heightened things and today she finds her kicks, when it comes to kissing, in a similar setting.

A guy claimed that his sexual expectations are heightened when there is some kind of adventure attached to it. Adventures like making out in an uncompleted building, the back of a car, etc.

He also claimed to have once paid through his nose the very night the police caught him and a lady (making out) at the back of his car. He should count himself lucky if some lady (that he would mention making out at an uncompleted building to) doesn’t begin to shout ‘ritualist’ as she took to her heels

And just recently, I read in the papers about an Australian couple-the bride is 56 years old while the groom is 28. When asked what he loves about her-he claimed that her WRINKLES turn him on! I wasn’t surprised when I learned both are whites.

Weird right?
What strange attractions have you heard? Mind sharing yours with me too? Let me hear from you.

See How A Nigerian Boyfriend Machete His Girlfriend In Uyo

Wonder will never cease to happen in this our country,am still wondering what could have made this guy do this to his girlfriend.






Akpan obot was reported to the police yesterday dated 08/03/2017 for wanting to kill his girlfriend In the room, reason for this still remain unknown to everyone.

But the police has assured they will carry out proper investigation so as to know why such a thing happened.

The guy has been detained and we were told he will be charge to court as soon the police is done with his case

Girls be careful!

Drug Abuse >> Jss 3 Student Dies After Taking 10 Tramadol Tablets

Drug abuse in the country seems to be growing and spreading like wide fire and the government seems not to be able to control it, a school student dies from consuming 10 tablet of Tramadol.

Tramadol seems to be one of the highest consumed drugs by the youths, and drug abuse this days seems to be a normal thing among youths.

A Junior Secondary School pupil at Ohafia in Arochukwu Local Government of Abia State has reportedly died after consuming 10 tablets of Tramadol.

This statement was made by the Commandant of National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Mr. Akindele Akingbade.

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Mr. Akindele Akingbade. who spoke in Umuahia, the Abia State capital, while delivering a lecture at a seminar NDLEA and Office of the Senior Special Assistant to Governor Okezie Ikpeazu on Narcotics and Abia State Drug Abuse Control Committee (ADCC) organised for patent medicine dealers.

Secondary School Student Dies After Consuming 10 Tablets Of Tramadol.

The Nation reports that Akingbade mentioned in his lecture that the pupil was alleged to have taken the Tramadol tablets to enhance his performance during an inter-house sports competition in his school.

He was said to have died shortly after taking the drugs.

The NDLEA boss, who said Abia was among the states with a high level of drug/substance abuse, added that the governor had been informed about the incident.

He said efforts were being made to apprehend the seller as directed by the governor.

Akingbade advised patent medicine dealers to desist from selling drugs without prescription by doctors or pharmacists.

He attributed the high rate of crimes, including robbery, rape, kidnapping and others to the effect of drugs.

Akingbade said besides the agency’s resolve to take the awareness campaign against selling of harmful drugs to the abusers, they (NDLEA) had begun encouraging schools to establish Drug Free Clubs, to discourage pupils from taking drugs.

                     photo of the deceased

The Director of Pharmaceutical Services, Ministry of Health and Chairman, ADCC, Chief Chimezie Uzuegbu, as well as the Senior Special Assistant to Governor Ikpeazu, David Anyanwu, hailed NDLEA for its efforts in curbing drug abuse.

The rate at which young people consume the banned drug is quite alarming and its already getting out of hand.

Watch : Valentine Madness (Mark Angel Comedy)

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WATCH : VALENTINE MADNESS (MARK ANGEL COMEDY)

Here is another skit from MARK ANGEL COMEDY, you really need to know how well this comedy group have specially prepare this.

WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW

IT WILL REALLY MAKE YOU LAUGH

Enjoy watching!!!!!

Very Important : Ladies Here Is How You Can Get Rid Of Saggy Breast

👉 Crack Affairs 👈

How to make saggy breasts Perky and firm

Having shapely and beautiful breast is every woman’s dream. But how many ladies can boast of that?
Breasts are made up of connective tissues, fat, and milk producing gland. It starts to lose its suppleness and elasticity when a woman reaches the age of 40, but some ladies in their twenties already have saggy breasts.

This can be due to factors like; rapid weight loss, strenuous exercise, pregnancy, sickness (breast cancer, tuberculosis), and menopause. Wearing a padded or push-up bra is not the solution. Here’s what you must do if you want to own a pair of smooth, stretch mark free and pointed breast.

Don’t joke with breast massage

Breast massage is done by rubbing your palms together to make them warm, then massaging the breast in upward and inward direction using both hands at a time for 10 minutes. To aid in the massage, mix shea butter and coconut oil in 50:50 ratio and set aside. Dip a clean towel in a bowl of hot water, when it’s warm enough, squeeze out some water and use it to massage the breast in an upward direction.

Then apply the shea butter and coconut oil mixture, massaging upwardly as you do so. You can substitute coconut oil for olive oil (extra virgin olive oil) in the mixture.

Set them free

Whenever you are at home do without a bra, especially padded ones. Allow your breast breathe. You don’t need to keep choking them with a bra all the time. Do remember to wear a supportive bra when engaging in any form of exercise- exercising without a bra leads to sagging.

And lastly, nutrition plays a vital role. Consume more proteins like fish, eggs, and milk. Fruits and vegetables with phyto estrogen would also do a lot of good.

Show your breast some love and care with these tips, and you’ll have those perky pointers you’ve always wanted.

Share with your friends!!  And subscribe for more information. 

Masturbators : Read This Post To Overcome Porn Addiction For Life

👉 Crack Affairs 👈

PORNOGRAPHY

when you hear about the word pornography, what will be the first impression that will come to your mind?
  Probably it should be DIRTY! or you might think about it to be a SIN! 

really well, you're right in some ways. 

Have you ever think about the porn stars?  can you ever be in their shoes?  or maybe what even led to their commitment to that job? or even maybe you're thinking are there religions that support PORN? 

You have come to a place where all your your questions about PORN &PORNOGRAPHY will be answered correct,  or if you've got some wrong mindset about PORN I think they should be right here. 

ALSO READ : How to know if he or she is the right partner for you

Just come along with this article to clear all your doubt. 

PORNOGRAPHY

pornography is the explicit display or description about sex/sexual organs or activities in intention to stimulate sexual excitment. pornography can be in visual content or in printed form. 

The main reason behind PORNOGRAPHY is to bring in arousal to  it's victim (watcher).

PORN & PORNOGRAPHY has grown very wide and broadly these days as it now exist in almost every country in the world. There are some reason behind the popularity of PORN

THESE INCLUDE :

1.it is the largest and the most profitable industry in the world leaving behind Music Industry, film industry and others.

2.About 13,000 Adult videos are produced annually amassing to almost $13 billion dollars profit while Hollywood produced  about 500 movies annually and made about $8 billion dollars. 

3.The porn industry also make more money than football leagues, basketball leagues combined

4.For each seconds in a day there are about 35,000,000 porn viewers that means there are about 35,000,000 people viewing porn right now. 

5.About half of the internet is made up of porn / porn related content. 

DOES ANY RELIGION SUPPORT PORN? 

Currently in the world, there are no regions that support porn. But these porn organization protect themselve with some legal rights and privacy policy. And these PORN industry has been living on these rights. 

Porn has been rejected by some countries and they offer severe punishment in return for any offender
E.G north-korea
Porn have also been banned in internet for some countries.

HOW DOES ONE GET ADDICTED TO PORN / PORNOGRAPHY 

There are so many ways in which people get addicted to porn 

.WATCHING PORN ALWAYS

 when you find your self watching porn all the time, you probably might have got addicted or about to. these porn-stars try as much as possible to perform all sex activities in an impressive way as this tied down their viewer and give in room for another visit. 

.FREQUENT VISIT TO A WEBSITE THAT HAS PORN RELATED CONTENT 

visiting website that has porn related content will gradually build up a porn-addict character for you and this grow each time you pay a visit to that website. 

QUIT POSITIVE THOUGHTS ABOUT PORN

don't ever think there is anything good in porn because PORN is set to destroy both the VIEWER and the DOER. your positive thinking about porn will always draw you close to porn activities. 

SOLUTION TO PORN ADDICTION 

now am going to talk about the best possible solution about PORN ADDICTION. if you have got so addicted to PORN then take these steps below 

.PRAYER

prayer should be your first fighting weapon to face PORN ADDICTION .your prayer will go a long way in re-arranging your life and restoring back your normal life back to you. 

.DELETE COOKIES 

delete cookies and history of PORN permanently from your browser. These websites often uses cookies to save your information and often remind you whenever you type any related words in your browser. 

.STOP WATCHING PORN

stop watching porn and make sure you delete them off your phone / computer. the more you watch the more closer you are to PORN. 

take these steps and see changes occurring in your life, it might be hard to follow the above steps but at the same time always remember that nothing good come easy. 

PORN Is a bad habit!! STOP it NOW!!

Strange Affection

👉 Crack Affairs 👈

Over the years, I have heard some really odd stuff that made people give whoever they are involved with today more than a passing glance! While I am still struggling to wrap my fingers around a few…
some of them are outright weird to me and will remain so, but then, it is said that one man’s food is another’s poison.

A friend once told me that the number one thing that attracts him to a lady is the size and shape of her finger- nails. He said he likes them (a lady’s fingernails) in a certain shape. He claimed that his ex-wife was most evil to him and therefore, certain shapes cum sizes of a lady’s fingernails are capable of reminding him of her…weird right?

A lady has also claimed that what gets her interested in a guy is how hairy he is on the chest area, that is, the hairier he is- the sexier he will be-to her. She claims that nothing else qualifies a man physically in her eyes-besides MONKEY.

Does it mean men should begin to openly dress their chest areas and probably wear shorts more? I mean, how else does one conclude so fast on how hairy a man is-if things haven’t got to the “show me in the bedroom” stage?

I can’t imagine how offensive someone like me will find a man that goes about with unbuttoned or half-buttoned shirt-in a bid to show that his chest area is not deforested or because he has some hair to ‘display’. He just may begin to appear like a GIGOLO to those of us that are ‘old school’.

A responsible person won’t have any need for such display…you will discover what comes with the package-at the appropriate time.

A guy also said that he does not feel complete in the bedroom, if his woman is not wearing a waist bead, especially the multi-coloured ones. And that his woman has worn hers for eight straight years!

A lady said she fell in love with her guy on their first date because he carried her handbag, as they were walking back to the car. A man once approached your own OBY at an eatery years back. Claimed he got attracted to me because he likes the way I was licking a cone ice cream. I bluntly told him that I know what was on his mind and told him to look elsewhere. I just was not in the mood (for adventure) on that day; otherwise, the ‘Lagos girl’ in me would have made him inherit my lunch expenses, in addition to my taxi fare and get rewarded with a phone number that will never go through for one day.

A lady also said that her favourite kissing session with her guy takes place on the bonnet of a car and that it all started on the first night that he was meant to take her home, but they needed to hang outside a bit for his dad to leave the sitting room, so that they could pass through (he was apparently smuggling her into the house).So they sat on the bonnet of his car, while waiting and…the rest is history. That sense of adventure probably heightened things and today she finds her kicks, when it comes to kissing, in a similar setting.

A guy claimed that his sexual expectations are heightened when there is some kind of adventure attached to it. Adventures like making out in an uncompleted building, the back of a car, etc.

He also claimed to have once paid through his nose the very night the police caught him and a lady (making out) at the back of his car. He should count himself lucky if some lady (that he would mention making out at an uncompleted building to) doesn’t begin to shout ‘ritualist’ as she took to her heels

And just recently, I read in the papers about an Australian couple-the bride is 56 years old while the groom is 28. When asked what he loves about her-he claimed that her WRINKLES turn him on! I wasn’t surprised when I learned both are whites.

Weird right?
What strange attractions have you heard? Mind sharing yours with me too? Let me hear from you.

See How A Nigerian Boyfriend Machete His Girlfriend In Uyo

Wonder will never cease to happen in this our country,am still wondering what could have made this guy do this to his girlfriend.






Akpan obot was reported to the police yesterday dated 08/03/2017 for wanting to kill his girlfriend In the room, reason for this still remain unknown to everyone.

But the police has assured they will carry out proper investigation so as to know why such a thing happened.

The guy has been detained and we were told he will be charge to court as soon the police is done with his case

Girls be careful!

Drug Abuse >> Jss 3 Student Dies After Taking 10 Tramadol Tablets

Drug abuse in the country seems to be growing and spreading like wide fire and the government seems not to be able to control it, a school student dies from consuming 10 tablet of Tramadol.

Tramadol seems to be one of the highest consumed drugs by the youths, and drug abuse this days seems to be a normal thing among youths.

A Junior Secondary School pupil at Ohafia in Arochukwu Local Government of Abia State has reportedly died after consuming 10 tablets of Tramadol.

This statement was made by the Commandant of National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA) Mr. Akindele Akingbade.

Recommended for you

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√ read to know if your guy is cheating on you

√ how to overcome masturbation permanently

Mr. Akindele Akingbade. who spoke in Umuahia, the Abia State capital, while delivering a lecture at a seminar NDLEA and Office of the Senior Special Assistant to Governor Okezie Ikpeazu on Narcotics and Abia State Drug Abuse Control Committee (ADCC) organised for patent medicine dealers.

Secondary School Student Dies After Consuming 10 Tablets Of Tramadol.

The Nation reports that Akingbade mentioned in his lecture that the pupil was alleged to have taken the Tramadol tablets to enhance his performance during an inter-house sports competition in his school.

He was said to have died shortly after taking the drugs.

The NDLEA boss, who said Abia was among the states with a high level of drug/substance abuse, added that the governor had been informed about the incident.

He said efforts were being made to apprehend the seller as directed by the governor.

Akingbade advised patent medicine dealers to desist from selling drugs without prescription by doctors or pharmacists.

He attributed the high rate of crimes, including robbery, rape, kidnapping and others to the effect of drugs.

Akingbade said besides the agency’s resolve to take the awareness campaign against selling of harmful drugs to the abusers, they (NDLEA) had begun encouraging schools to establish Drug Free Clubs, to discourage pupils from taking drugs.

                     photo of the deceased

The Director of Pharmaceutical Services, Ministry of Health and Chairman, ADCC, Chief Chimezie Uzuegbu, as well as the Senior Special Assistant to Governor Ikpeazu, David Anyanwu, hailed NDLEA for its efforts in curbing drug abuse.

The rate at which young people consume the banned drug is quite alarming and its already getting out of hand.